Entering A Campaign Pillows

Race to the presidency.

"Good boy."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

National Everything Awareness Day

'If only every year was an election year.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Target your customer.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Save the unicorn.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Beware of Don"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

'Is our tent getting smaller, or are we fat cats just getting fatter?'

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

"Do you take dark money?"

Jerry Brown.

Distraction.

Pollster

'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.'

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

Hillary Clinton and American politics.

'If elected, I promise to my darndest to keep money in politics.'

Dark money donor