Joining A Political Campaign Pillows

"Good boy."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

Political convention

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

The Russian Election.

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Save the unicorn.

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"Beware of Don"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."

'Is our tent getting smaller, or are we fat cats just getting fatter?'

George Papandreou.

2020 Republican Party National Convention

Palin 2012

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

The Thinker

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

"Do you take dark money?"

Jerry Brown.

Distraction.

Dark money donor

'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.'