Political Campaign Participation Pillows

The Manichurian Candidate

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"Good boy."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'If only every year was an election year.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Political convention

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

The Russian Election.

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Save the unicorn.

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"Beware of Don"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

2020 Republican Party National Convention

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

'Is our tent getting smaller, or are we fat cats just getting fatter?'

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

George Papandreou.

The Thinker

'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

"Do you take dark money?"

Jerry Brown.

Distraction.

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

Running for Congress