Participating In A Campaign Pillows

Bernie Sanders

Survey results

"Good boy."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

National Everything Awareness Day

'If only every year was an election year.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Political convention

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

Save the unicorn.

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

The Russian Election.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

Movember

"Beware of Don"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'Is our tent getting smaller, or are we fat cats just getting fatter?'

2020 Republican Party National Convention

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

George Papandreou.

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

The Thinker

'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

"Do you take dark money?"