Participating In A Campaign Pillows

Bernie Sanders

Survey results

"Good boy."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

National Everything Awareness Day

'If only every year was an election year.'

Political convention

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

The Russian Election.

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Save the unicorn.

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Beware of Don"

Movember

Netanyahu versus Gantz

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'Is our tent getting smaller, or are we fat cats just getting fatter?'

2020 Republican Party National Convention

George Papandreou.

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

The Thinker

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

"Do you take dark money?"

Jerry Brown.