Joining A Political Party Pillows

"Our voters are migrating to labour."

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Netanyahu versus Gantz

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

'A candle for it? Not blummin' likely - I'm a republican!'

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

GOP Controlled State Legislatures!

'Can I Come In Soon?'

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

"There's no udder way. Support your union!"

"Do my hair like Boris Johnson."

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'That's Kevin Hurley. He wants us to know he's an Eagle Scout.'

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

A career in politics.

"The new government whip takes the job seriously!"

'Good news dear you have finally been accepted as a member of 'The explorer's club!'

'Be wormier!'

Botanical Gardens - Our Weeding Group Meets Mondays 3pm.

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

"AIDS awareness...immigration...voter registration..tackling dropout rates... We can make this country better if we all commit to getting active!"

'His idea of bipartisan is going to two parties a night.'

'I belong to so many book clubs I no longer have time to read!'

Democrat and Republican birthdays

Position - Opposition

"Billy, if you want to join the Spanish Club, that's cool. In fact, we can make you a member right now."

The first rule of mime club is: You don't talk about mime club.

Pre-Sellouts

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

"So there I was at the back of the line waiting for my Covid short when I remembered 'Hey, I'm an American express cardmember!'"

"Kitchens are my milieu."

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'