Political Parties Pillows

OBAMA, 'Because left is the new right!'

Swedish Pirate Party.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Bacchus.

Cat Nip.

Champagne

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Cardiac Recovery.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Bubbly

Early photobombing

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"I was almost that last year."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Shaken not stirred

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"I can't believe he brought her."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Beers

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Stop staring and make a wish!'