Political Parties T-Shirts

Blame the Progressives

Pre-Sellouts

OBAMA, 'Because left is the new right!'

Swedish Pirate Party.

Children's Parties

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Cow Pinatas

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

Champagne

Cat Nip.

Bacchus.

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Early photobombing

Bubbly

"I was almost that last year."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Cardiac Recovery.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Shaken not stirred

"I can't believe he brought her."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Beers