Third-party Politics T-Shirts

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Bacchus.

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

Cat Nip.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Champagne

Bubbly

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Cardiac Recovery.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Early photobombing

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"I was almost that last year."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Shaken not stirred

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"I can't believe he brought her."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Beers

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."