Third-party Politics Gifts

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Children's Parties

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Cow Pinatas

Champagne

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Bacchus.

Cat Nip.

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Cardiac Recovery.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Early photobombing

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Bubbly

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I was almost that last year."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Beers

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Shaken not stirred

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"I can't believe he brought her."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed