Becoming A Republican Pillows

'A candle for it? Not blummin' likely - I'm a republican!'

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

"You may now place the ring on the bride..."

'The trouble with electing a man on horseback is that somebody has to clean up after him.'

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

'Because I can get things done. I mean, don't I make him look a lot smarter? And I'm not plain glass. . . I swear!'

Palin's Teabaggers

"Do my hair like Boris Johnson."

"There's no udder way. Support your union!"

Al Baldasaro

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

"The new government whip takes the job seriously!"

A career in politics.

'Be wormier!'

Trump's Trophy

'Good news dear you have finally been accepted as a member of 'The explorer's club!'

"Our voters are migrating to labour."

Nerds night out: 'Dibs on Designated Driver.'

Condoleezza Rice

The First Vote

'Watching the GOP race is even starting to curl Sarah Palin's hair.'

"As much as they embarrass us, I think it's time to ask our parties to get different mascots."

Botanical Gardens - Our Weeding Group Meets Mondays 3pm.

George W. Bush.

Calvin Coolidge

"Very Republican. I love it."

Superhero giving prisoners the right to vote.

Donald Trump

Donald Trump

Tide-l Wave.