Becoming A Republican Pillows

'A candle for it? Not blummin' likely - I'm a republican!'

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

"You may now place the ring on the bride..."

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

'The trouble with electing a man on horseback is that somebody has to clean up after him.'

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

Palin's Teabaggers

'Because I can get things done. I mean, don't I make him look a lot smarter? And I'm not plain glass. . . I swear!'

"There's no udder way. Support your union!"

Al Baldasaro

"Do my hair like Boris Johnson."

A career in politics.

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

"The new government whip takes the job seriously!"

Condoleezza Rice

"Our voters are migrating to labour."

"As much as they embarrass us, I think it's time to ask our parties to get different mascots."

'Good news dear you have finally been accepted as a member of 'The explorer's club!'

'Be wormier!'

'Watching the GOP race is even starting to curl Sarah Palin's hair.'

The First Vote

Trump's Trophy

Nerds night out: 'Dibs on Designated Driver.'

Botanical Gardens - Our Weeding Group Meets Mondays 3pm.

"Very Republican. I love it."

George W. Bush.

Superhero giving prisoners the right to vote.

Calvin Coolidge

Donald Trump

Donald Trump

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough