Becoming A Politician Pillows

"Do my hair like Boris Johnson."

"What was I thinking?!"

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

Joe Biden

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

'A candle for it? Not blummin' likely - I'm a republican!'

Lisbon Treaty.

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

'And here you see the heart of this nation's capital. If you roll down your windows, you can smell the BS.'

"I'm thinking of getting into office politics."

'He said his first buzz word today!'

"No one is prepared for life as a congressman. Just imagine it's your first day in junior high school."

"Speechmaking during a pandemic can be unnerving.. just pretend there's an audience!"

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

'The greenest government ever?'

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

Attorney General Barr

"Eat your borscht. Don't you want to be President of the Soviet Union when you grow up?"

US congress

'Don't worry too much about math, science, or history -- just make sure you get good marks in rhetoric.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

"The new government whip takes the job seriously!"

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'

A career in politics.

"Our voters are migrating to labour."

'And let me assure you that no matter what side you are on, I'm on it with you.'

"Dad's just giving Timmy some guidance as to how the party's manifesto commitments may result in a fiscal drag on GDP growth targets..."

'Okay, son -- I'll tell you one more campaign promise, and then off you go to sleep.'

'It's 'any little boy CAN grow up to be President ' -- It's not a REQUIREMENT.'

'Instead of being just like Michael Jordan, I wanna be just like Barack.'