Becoming A Politician Pillows

"Do my hair like Boris Johnson."

"What was I thinking?!"

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

Joe Biden

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

Running for Congress

'A candle for it? Not blummin' likely - I'm a republican!'

Lisbon Treaty.

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

'And here you see the heart of this nation's capital. If you roll down your windows, you can smell the BS.'

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

"I'm thinking of getting into office politics."

"Speechmaking during a pandemic can be unnerving.. just pretend there's an audience!"

'He said his first buzz word today!'

"No one is prepared for life as a congressman. Just imagine it's your first day in junior high school."

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

'The greenest government ever?'

"Eat your borscht. Don't you want to be President of the Soviet Union when you grow up?"

US congress

Student Council. Ernie's no longer on the student council, but he's sticking around as a lobbyist.

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

Attorney General Barr

'Don't worry too much about math, science, or history -- just make sure you get good marks in rhetoric.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

A career in politics.

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'

"The new government whip takes the job seriously!"

You should read a book once in a while, Al. Where do you think you'll end up by spending all your time on the internet? The White House?

"Our voters are migrating to labour."

'Okay, son -- I'll tell you one more campaign promise, and then off you go to sleep.'

"Dad's just giving Timmy some guidance as to how the party's manifesto commitments may result in a fiscal drag on GDP growth targets..."

"He's my running mate."

"Was that your first foray into politics?"