Career In Politics Pillows

New member of parliament

Ted Kennedy

Eurostar: In Emergency No Deal Brexit Break Window

US congress

Flags

"What was I thinking?!"

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

New Resident of Downing Street

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

Joe Biden

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

The Hug

Running for Congress

Lisbon Treaty.

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

Caution Bullet Ahead

'And here you see the heart of this nation's capital. If you roll down your windows, you can smell the BS.'

"Speechmaking during a pandemic can be unnerving.. just pretend there's an audience!"

"No one is prepared for life as a congressman. Just imagine it's your first day in junior high school."

"I'm thinking of getting into office politics."

Harper's cat talks about the Senate

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

Biden's stimulus plan.

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

Attorney General Barr

"Eat your borscht. Don't you want to be President of the Soviet Union when you grow up?"

'The greenest government ever?'

"Actually, minister, as long as you say 'strong and stable, you can fill the rest with any old b*llocks!"

"Do my hair like Boris Johnson."

'Don't worry too much about math, science, or history -- just make sure you get good marks in rhetoric.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

"The new government whip takes the job seriously!"

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'