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New member of parliament

Ted Kennedy

US congress

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"What was I thinking?!"

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

New Resident of Downing Street

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

Joe Biden

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

The Hug

Lisbon Treaty.

Caution Bullet Ahead

'And here you see the heart of this nation's capital. If you roll down your windows, you can smell the BS.'

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

"No one is prepared for life as a congressman. Just imagine it's your first day in junior high school."

Harper's cat talks about the Senate

"Speechmaking during a pandemic can be unnerving.. just pretend there's an audience!"

"I'm thinking of getting into office politics."

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

Attorney General Barr

"Eat your borscht. Don't you want to be President of the Soviet Union when you grow up?"

Biden's stimulus plan.

'The greenest government ever?'

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

"Actually, minister, as long as you say 'strong and stable, you can fill the rest with any old b*llocks!"

"Do my hair like Boris Johnson."

'Don't worry too much about math, science, or history -- just make sure you get good marks in rhetoric.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

A career in politics.

"The new government whip takes the job seriously!"

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'

"Dad's just giving Timmy some guidance as to how the party's manifesto commitments may result in a fiscal drag on GDP growth targets..."