Starting A Career In Politics Pillows

Lisbon Treaty.

Attorney General Barr

"What was I thinking?!"

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

Joe Biden

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

'Congratulations son. A term or two in Congress is excellent preparation for a career as a lobbyist.'

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

'And here you see the heart of this nation's capital. If you roll down your windows, you can smell the BS.'

"I'm thinking of getting into office politics."

"Speechmaking during a pandemic can be unnerving.. just pretend there's an audience!"

"No one is prepared for life as a congressman. Just imagine it's your first day in junior high school."

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

Remember, Cromwell, it's not the actual number of new jobs created that counts. It's the number of new job announcements.'

"Eat your borscht. Don't you want to be President of the Soviet Union when you grow up?"

"Actually, minister, as long as you say 'strong and stable, you can fill the rest with any old b*llocks!"

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

"Do my hair like Boris Johnson."

On the Campaign Trail...

'The greenest government ever?'

US congress

'Don't worry too much about math, science, or history -- just make sure you get good marks in rhetoric.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'

A career in politics.

"The new government whip takes the job seriously!"

'Instead of being just like Michael Jordan, I wanna be just like Barack.'

Attempting to a Political Career

"The key to my popularity is name recognition."