Becoming A Voter Pillows

'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

'It appears the 'What?'s have it.'

An informed voter is a good voter

Unanimous voting.

Elections

DUNVOTIN

The Russian Election.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

Netanyahu versus Gantz

US election postal vote controversy

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

We have a dream....

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

Honest Voting Stickers

Election 2020

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!'

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

Hang in There Democracy!

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

Jerry Brown.