Becoming A Voter Pillows

'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.

They're Not Just That Into It

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

'It appears the 'What?'s have it.'

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

An informed voter is a good voter

DUNVOTIN

The Russian Election.

Unanimous voting.

Elections

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

Netanyahu versus Gantz

An Impossible Election

US election postal vote controversy

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

Honest Voting Stickers

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

Election 2020

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

Hang in There Democracy!

We have a dream....

'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

Jerry Brown.