Voting In An Election Pillows

Will Progressives Be Doing on Election Day 2020?

"I like his message but maybe I'll do some research."

"Guess who I'm voting for?"

Voting in Greece

They're Not Just That Into It

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"Away with the warmonger!"

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'It appears the 'What?'s have it.'

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Trump Poutine

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

An informed voter is a good voter

Elections

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

DUNVOTIN

Unanimous voting.

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

The Russian Election.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

US election postal vote controversy

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"