Voting In Elections Pillows

'Signs in Optician's window read: 1- Vote Tory, 2-Rose tinted spectacles sold here!'

"Well, Biden has my vote."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"Away with the warmonger!"

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'It appears the 'What?'s have it.'

Trump Poutine

An informed voter is a good voter

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

Unanimous voting.

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

DUNVOTIN

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Elections

The Russian Election.

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

US election postal vote controversy

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

Joe Biden