Voting In Elections Mugs

'Signs in Optician's window read: 1- Vote Tory, 2-Rose tinted spectacles sold here!'

Man on the Street

"Well, Biden has my vote."

They're Not Just That Into It

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Away with the warmonger!"

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'It appears the 'What?'s have it.'

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

Trump Poutine

An informed voter is a good voter

Unanimous voting.

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

DUNVOTIN

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Elections

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

The Russian Election.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

US election postal vote controversy

Joe Biden

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"