Voting In General Election Pillows

"Who has been naughty and who has been nice?"

They're Not Just That Into It

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Away with the warmonger!"

Political convention

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'It appears the 'What?'s have it.'

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

Trump Poutine

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

An informed voter is a good voter

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

DUNVOTIN

Elections

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Unanimous voting.

The Russian Election.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service