Voting Pillows

"Isn't that the real genius of democracy?...The VOTERS are ultimately to blame."

"Eenie meenie miney mo..."

"Is 'oblivious' the same as' undecided'?"

'You mean to tell me neither candidate supports a ban on doggy sweaters?!'

'I'm guessing it'll have to be by text.'

Election over.

"Hey! There's no soap in here."

Sheep voting for either a wolf or a lion.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"I can't wait till I'm old enough to hold my nose and vote."

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

Opinion polls

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

'Dang it! I can't find a voting app.'

'Please wait here to be unseated.'

Election

"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."

'Another 'undecided'.'

"Hold on a tick...did you vote for this? I didn't vote for this!"

'Is my face red! -- I had so many appointments with lobbyists last session, I forgot to VOTE for anything!'

"I want to vote my fears this year, but they'll only let me vote once."

Criticism of Native Indian's Exclusion from Franchise

'Something tell me they're expecting a low voter turnout.' (Polling station is a phone box.)

Second thoughts on Obama.

Super PACs.

Wasted votes.

"The voters sent me a message I didn't approve of."

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

"His vote doesn't count, but at least he gets a sense of being part of the process."

Poling Station

'No, I'm not going to stop back when you have an opinion.'

'We need your vote, Edwards.'

'I'll be glad when I'm old enough to vote.'

'Who did you vote against in the last election?'

It's not the winning. It's the taking part that counts. Vote Lib Dem.