Voting Day Pillows

Here come that nutcase Chicken Little again.

"What factors influenced your decision to use this particular exit?"

'One way to stop the government from eavesdropping is for them to listen to you!'

Honk if you think Bill Clinton Would Make A Good First Man.

Exercise is the key to strength.

Independent Voters.

Bachmann for President

"Lying, fighting, bickering, stupidity and attacks. These people are nuts! . . . This is the presidential campaign."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Go team!

Political convention

'It appears the 'What?'s have it.'

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

An informed voter is a good voter

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

Unanimous voting.

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

The Russian Election.

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

DUNVOTIN

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

Elections

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

US election postal vote controversy

"Beware of Don"

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'