Presidential Election Day Pillows

Joe Biden for President!

They're Not Just That Into It

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Political convention

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

An informed voter is a good voter

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

The Russian Election.

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

Barack Obama's To Do list.

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

Elections

"I think it was an election year."

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

John F. Kennedy

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

Nobody Upstages Trump!

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Netanyahu versus Gantz

Power in our Democracy: The Vote

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

US election postal vote controversy