Voting Day Mugs

Here come that nutcase Chicken Little again.

"What factors influenced your decision to use this particular exit?"

'One way to stop the government from eavesdropping is for them to listen to you!'

Honk if you think Bill Clinton Would Make A Good First Man.

Exercise is the key to strength.

Independent Voters.

Bachmann for President

"Lying, fighting, bickering, stupidity and attacks. These people are nuts! . . . This is the presidential campaign."

They're Not Just That Into It

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Bowled over again!

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Go team!

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Political convention

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

'It appears the 'What?'s have it.'

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

An informed voter is a good voter

DUNVOTIN

Elections

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

The Russian Election.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Unanimous voting.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'