Election Day Mugs

"Eenie meenie miney mo..."

"What I drink and what I tell the pollsters I drink are two different things."

Help the Bill Find its Way to Becoming a Law

Election over.

'Voter apathy is on the increase again.', 'Who cares?'

'I'm guessing it'll have to be by text.'

VOTE: Democrat, Republican, Other.

Vote

"We just want to make sure nobody does anything sneaky."

'If the election were to be held today, what would be your excuse for not voting?'

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

'...and I think the public is ready for a candidate with the courage to admit he doesn't understand the issues!'

"And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the switch that turns the government on and off."

"As a voter, I don't follow any party line, I follow a cable channel."

"Yeah? Well, my uninformed vote counts just as much as yours, mister-good-citizen-news-freak."

'Another 'undecided'.'

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

Second thoughts on Obama.

"I want to vote my fears this year, but they'll only let me vote once."

'Let me not answer your question this way...'

"You can tell he's a great politician....he's spoken for 45 minutes now, and hasn't said a thing!"

"His vote doesn't count, but at least he gets a sense of being part of the process."

Poling Station

Two uses for ten minutes in America.

"What a wonderful concession speech - we should have voted for him after all."

"Hmm...I'm still undecided."

'If elected, I promise to do nothing!'

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

'My dad says in November, the campaign will be history. That's all we need. More history.'

'One man's orderly transition is another man's regime change.'

"We considered a variety of ideas to reduce voter apathy!"

Surfer

No Limits For The Next Four Years.

"Remember: if you don't vote...you've got no grounds to complain about who gets elected."

"It's the ballot box for today's angry voter - you punch the bag then you punch the ballot."