Election Day T-Shirts

"Eenie meenie miney mo..."

"What I drink and what I tell the pollsters I drink are two different things."

Election over.

VOTE: Democrat, Republican, Other.

'Voter apathy is on the increase again.', 'Who cares?'

Help the Bill Find its Way to Becoming a Law

'I'm guessing it'll have to be by text.'

Vote

'If the election were to be held today, what would be your excuse for not voting?'

'...and I think the public is ready for a candidate with the courage to admit he doesn't understand the issues!'

"We just want to make sure nobody does anything sneaky."

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'Another 'undecided'.'

"As a voter, I don't follow any party line, I follow a cable channel."

"Yeah? Well, my uninformed vote counts just as much as yours, mister-good-citizen-news-freak."

"And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the switch that turns the government on and off."

Second thoughts on Obama.

Fall Foliage/Fall Spoilage.

"I want to vote my fears this year, but they'll only let me vote once."

'Let me not answer your question this way...'

"Hmm...I'm still undecided."

'One man's orderly transition is another man's regime change.'

Poling Station

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

Two uses for ten minutes in America.

'My dad says in November, the campaign will be history. That's all we need. More history.'

"You can tell he's a great politician....he's spoken for 45 minutes now, and hasn't said a thing!"

'If elected, I promise to do nothing!'

"His vote doesn't count, but at least he gets a sense of being part of the process."

"What a wonderful concession speech - we should have voted for him after all."

Ballot Box executioners.

The ballot box.

'...And if elected, my foreign policy advisor will have a pronounceable name and speak with a Midwestern accent!'

'They expect us to vote cold sober?'