Getting Elected Pillows

'The trouble with electing a man on horseback is that somebody has to clean up after him.'

'You will meet a tall, dark campaign manager, and get elected to Congress.'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"Away with the warmonger!"

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Trump Poutine

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Elections

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

The Russian Election.

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Joe Biden

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

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