Getting Elected To Office Pillows

"I rise in opposition to this bill..."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"Away with the warmonger!"

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Trump Poutine

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Elections

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

The Russian Election.

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Netanyahu versus Gantz

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

Joe Biden

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service