Voter Registration Pillows

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

Second Tuesday in November

Man on the Street

"Yeah, but gas prices."

'Our poll shows the typical voter is all polled out.'

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

An informed voter is a good voter

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

Unanimous voting.

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

Honest Voting Stickers

'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.

Obama Yes We Can.

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

EU Polling Station

"This election has me all mixed up. Yesterday, I caught a mouse and hugged it."

Election Fatigue?

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

The Light at the End of the Tunnel

'It's late!...I can only hope late enough.'

"Vote the Raven: 'Never Trump!'"

Fresh Blood In Politics

'Which candidate do you think would lie to us least?'

"See! We like to let folks vote!"

"What I drink and what I tell the pollsters I drink are two different things."

'They expect us to vote cold sober?'

'I know you're tired of hearing the same old political cliches, but I believe in recycling.'

Here come that nutcase Chicken Little again.

The democrat and the people.

'I was thinking about voting my conscience this time, but then I remembered that I didn't have one.'

"Oh, that's right next year is an election year..."