Voter Registration Pillows

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

"Yeah, but gas prices."

'Our poll shows the typical voter is all polled out.'

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

An informed voter is a good voter

Unanimous voting.

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

Honest Voting Stickers

'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.

Obama Yes We Can.

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

"This election has me all mixed up. Yesterday, I caught a mouse and hugged it."

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

EU Polling Station

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

Election Fatigue?

'It's late!...I can only hope late enough.'

"See! We like to let folks vote!"

"Vote the Raven: 'Never Trump!'"

Fresh Blood In Politics

'Which candidate do you think would lie to us least?'

The Light at the End of the Tunnel

"What I drink and what I tell the pollsters I drink are two different things."

'They expect us to vote cold sober?'

Here come that nutcase Chicken Little again.

'I know you're tired of hearing the same old political cliches, but I believe in recycling.'

Vote! Wally Yomp, Congress: 'I promise to put the toilet seat down.'

'I was thinking about voting my conscience this time, but then I remembered that I didn't have one.'

"Oh, that's right next year is an election year..."

5-6 PM: 'Grin and Bear It Hour"

The democrat and the people.

"Yeah? Well, my uninformed vote counts just as much as yours, mister-good-citizen-news-freak."