Republican Follower Pillows

Donald Trump

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

The end of election 2016

"You may now place the ring on the bride..."

"So were hoping to interview Sir Keir Starmer today, but nobody here seems to know what he looks like."

Tea Party and the US economy

John McCain

'. . . But where's the beef?'

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

Trump White House Employment

Palin's Teabaggers

Al Baldasaro

Mandate: 'Further discussion?'

'Watching the GOP race is even starting to curl Sarah Palin's hair.'

'Now, in which elevators did I park Ann's couple of Cadillacs?'

Carly Fiorina

"I was a childless cat lady till someone ate my cat."

Another rough patch in the presidential election road.

Trump's Trophy

"As much as they embarrass us, I think it's time to ask our parties to get different mascots."

"China refuses to buy more US treasury bonds, but is offering foreign aid."

Condoleezza Rice

Twitter protection

"The Founders weren't even born in the U.S. and they were losers. Sad. This executive order fixes that."

Angelic Grover Cleveland Attempting to Unify Both Wings of the Democratic Party

Rose-colored glasses.

'After I'm elected president, I'll govern as a sensible moderate, unless I've made a deal with the devil, or something...'

Calvin Coolidge

"The last person you should be listening to regarding school reopening....

Tchump vs. Canuck

"Very Republican. I love it."

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