Conservative Follower Pillows

Tea Party and the US economy

Theresa May

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Monk Prompt

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Do you go for Hannity or O'Reilly? Tough call. O'Reilly's presence is so big, fearless. Whereas Hannity has a wicked fast tongue and such inner strength. As symbolized externally by his jawline. O'Reilly is so tall. Something strange is happening. Coulter's a bit masculine for my tastes. Ditto. HOJ.

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

The end of election 2016

Spiritual Lives Matter

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

'...and we used to grumble about not understanding archaic church language!'

John McCain

"You may now place the ring on the bride..."

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"The buck really stops with him."

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

Pope Francis

Decisions a Pope makes

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"But how many followers do you have?"

Why Centrist Democrats Can't Get to Bernie Sanders

Rishi Sunak

Pope John Paul II 1920-2005.

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'I TOLD you Adam needed a role model.'