Conservative Follower Mugs

Tea Party and the US economy

Theresa May

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Monk Prompt

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

The end of election 2016

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"You may now place the ring on the bride..."

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

John McCain

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"The buck really stops with him."

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

Pope Francis

"But how many followers do you have?"

Decisions a Pope makes

Rishi Sunak

Pope John Paul II 1920-2005.

"I happen to be somewhat in a rush. Would it be possible to discuss the various aspects of multiculturalism at some other time soon?"

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

The Pope.