Starting A Campaign Pillows

Santa running for office: 'At last, a politician we can trust!'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

'In your hearts you know I agree with each and every one of you....'

"Good boy."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

National Everything Awareness Day

Create some buzz!

'If only every year was an election year.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Political convention

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Target your customer.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Save the unicorn.

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

The Russian Election.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

2020 Republican Party National Convention

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

George Papandreou.

The Thinker

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."