Starting A Campaign Gifts

Santa running for office: 'At last, a politician we can trust!'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

'In your hearts you know I agree with each and every one of you....'

"Good boy."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

National Everything Awareness Day

Create some buzz!

'If only every year was an election year.'

Political convention

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Target your customer.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Save the unicorn.

The Russian Election.

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

George Papandreou.

"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

2020 Republican Party National Convention

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

The Thinker