Political Campaign Launch Pillows

Trump's return

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

"Good boy."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Pipe Dream.

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Create some buzz!

'If only every year was an election year.'

Political convention

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Target your customer.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Save the unicorn.

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

The Russian Election.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."

2020 Republican Party National Convention

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

Palin 2012

George Papandreou.

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

The Thinker

'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

"Do you take dark money?"

Jerry Brown.