Political Campaign Launch Pillows

Trump's return

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

"Good boy."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Pipe Dream.

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Create some buzz!

'If only every year was an election year.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Political convention

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Target your customer.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

The Russian Election.

Save the unicorn.

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

Palin 2012

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."

2020 Republican Party National Convention

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

The Thinker

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

George Papandreou.

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

"Do you take dark money?"