Launching A Campaign Pillows

"But first, our national anthem."

Now I'd like to depart from my prepared text and speak from the heart...

"Good boy."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

' A good idea '

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

National Everything Awareness Day

Create some buzz!

'If only every year was an election year.'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Target your customer.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

Save the unicorn.

Opening the door to new customers

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

The Russian Election.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

The Thinker

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

George Papandreou.

2020 Republican Party National Convention

"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."