Launching A New Campaign Pillows

"We can longer be deceptive and misleading any more. We can be either deceptive or misleading, but not both."

"Good boy."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

' A good idea '

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

National Everything Awareness Day

Create some buzz!

'If only every year was an election year.'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Target your customer.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Save the unicorn.

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

"Do you take dark money?"

Jerry Brown.

Distraction.

'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.'

Dark money donor