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"We can longer be deceptive and misleading any more. We can be either deceptive or misleading, but not both."

"Good boy."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

' A good idea '

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

National Everything Awareness Day

Create some buzz!

'If only every year was an election year.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Target your customer.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Save the unicorn.

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

"Do you take dark money?"

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

Jerry Brown.

Distraction.

Freedom of Speech