Entering Politics Gifts

"The new government whip takes the job seriously!"

A career in politics.

"What was I thinking?!"

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

Netanyahu versus Gantz

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

Joe Biden

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

Lisbon Treaty.

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

'And here you see the heart of this nation's capital. If you roll down your windows, you can smell the BS.'

'The trouble with electing a man on horseback is that somebody has to clean up after him.'

"No one is prepared for life as a congressman. Just imagine it's your first day in junior high school."

Race to the presidency.

"I'm thinking of getting into office politics."

"Speechmaking during a pandemic can be unnerving.. just pretend there's an audience!"

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

US congress

"Do my hair like Boris Johnson."

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

Attorney General Barr

"Eat your borscht. Don't you want to be President of the Soviet Union when you grow up?"

'The greenest government ever?'

'Don't worry too much about math, science, or history -- just make sure you get good marks in rhetoric.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'

"Our voters are migrating to labour."

"Dad's just giving Timmy some guidance as to how the party's manifesto commitments may result in a fiscal drag on GDP growth targets..."

"Was that your first foray into politics?"

'And let me assure you that no matter what side you are on, I'm on it with you.'

'Okay, son -- I'll tell you one more campaign promise, and then off you go to sleep.'

'Instead of being just like Michael Jordan, I wanna be just like Barack.'

'It's 'any little boy CAN grow up to be President ' -- It's not a REQUIREMENT.'