Entering Politics Gifts

"The new government whip takes the job seriously!"

A career in politics.

"What was I thinking?!"

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

Netanyahu versus Gantz

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

Joe Biden

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

Running for Congress

Lisbon Treaty.

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

'And here you see the heart of this nation's capital. If you roll down your windows, you can smell the BS.'

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

'The trouble with electing a man on horseback is that somebody has to clean up after him.'

Race to the presidency.

"No one is prepared for life as a congressman. Just imagine it's your first day in junior high school."

"I'm thinking of getting into office politics."

"Speechmaking during a pandemic can be unnerving.. just pretend there's an audience!"

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

'The greenest government ever?'

US congress

Attorney General Barr

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

"Do my hair like Boris Johnson."

"Eat your borscht. Don't you want to be President of the Soviet Union when you grow up?"

'Don't worry too much about math, science, or history -- just make sure you get good marks in rhetoric.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'

Attempting to a Political Career

"Our voters are migrating to labour."

You should read a book once in a while, Al. Where do you think you'll end up by spending all your time on the internet? The White House?

"Dad's just giving Timmy some guidance as to how the party's manifesto commitments may result in a fiscal drag on GDP growth targets..."

"He's my running mate."

'It's 'any little boy CAN grow up to be President ' -- It's not a REQUIREMENT.'