Political Newbie Gifts

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Away with the warmonger!"

Political convention

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

U.S. Foreign Policy

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

The Russian Election.

DUNVOTIN

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

Armageddon

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

New Resident of Downing Street

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

Trump

British Prime Minister

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Arizona In Black

Roe v. Wade

Two Ways out of Iraq.

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Europe and immigration.

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

John F. Kennedy