Campaign Tactics Gifts

'I promise ethanol in every tank.'

"Good boy."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

National Everything Awareness Day

'If only every year was an election year.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Political convention

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Save the unicorn.

The Russian Election.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

George Papandreou.

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."

The Thinker

2020 Republican Party National Convention

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

'I want a win-win situation where both wins are ours.'

"Do you take dark money?"