Campaign Tactics Prints

'I promise ethanol in every tank.'

"Good boy."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

National Everything Awareness Day

'If only every year was an election year.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Political convention

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Save the unicorn.

The Russian Election.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

The Thinker

George Papandreou.

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

2020 Republican Party National Convention

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

'I want a win-win situation where both wins are ours.'

"Do you take dark money?"

Jerry Brown.