Campaign Strategies Prints

"He claims he has you on video - how can I put this? - 'courting the gay vote.'"

The Mainstream Media Chorus, 'Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb McCain!'

Meet the Candidate: "As you know, Ted, I favor taking money out of the hands of lobbyists, big media and political consultants and putting it directly in the hands of politicians."

US Presidential Campaign - Mud Fill-up.

"Good boy."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

National Everything Awareness Day

'If only every year was an election year.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Political convention

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

The Russian Election.

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Save the unicorn.

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

2020 Republican Party National Convention

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."

George Papandreou.

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

The Thinker

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'