Campaign Strategists Pillows

Last chance for public relations next exit...next PR- 87 miles

The Snipe Hunt.

"Fred, this is Congressman Morlen. The Congressman has been demonized by his opponent."

'Apparently, he's decided to court 'the slob vote'.'

"The only demographic you're leading in are kids 2 to 7 years old."

"Good boy."

The president's men

'If only every year was an election year.'

Political convention

"What was I thinking?!"

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Tariff Wars

An informed voter is a good voter

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

Elections

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

The Greek Trampoline

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

'I won't lower myself to the level of my opponent.'

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

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Election 2020

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

America's funniest election gaffes

'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'