Political Campaign Consultant Pillows

'I don't like to talk about my brother -- he's a political campaign consultant.'

"Good boy."

The president's men

'If only every year was an election year.'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

SAGE mentality

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Rock and a Hard Place

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

Palin 2012

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

"Rudy has asked me to apologize, on his behalf, for your being offended..."

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

"Do you take dark money?"

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

Automatic Congressman

Think tanks.

"Our rule of thumb is: 'Keep it complicated' - so no one will understand how we choose a candidate."

"With great power comes great reward."

"What kind of politician would I be if I didn't politicize this crisis?"

Half a house is better than none.

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'