Election Consultant Pillows

Oh, the usual...another Friday, another document dump.

"Would you like your MP not to stand at the next election?"

'If I were you Al, I'd seriously consider changing my name.'

Cannibalism and 'The Hunger Games.'

The Alt-Right in EU Elections

Trump Poutine

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

DUNVOTIN

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"Do you take dark money?"

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

Think tanks.

Automatic Congressman

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

"Our rule of thumb is: 'Keep it complicated' - so no one will understand how we choose a candidate."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

The Election Strategy

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

"Hello there...! I'm your hardworking GOP Congressional Representative. I'm running for re-election and I would appreciate your support..."

"Three years running 'fake news' websites? You're just what we're looking for!"

"If talk is cheap, why do candidates need super PACs to finance elections?"

"Constant delays and confusion over Brexit are causing the firm huge problems. . ."

'Bandwagon Marketing & Advertising... Specializing in political candidates.'

'I'm not saying I'm honest -- I'm saying that I'm afraid of getting caught!'

"I always forget. Is this the day we spin ahead one hour?"

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'

'Our telephone 'get out the vote' drive reached everyone, unfortunately, they all voted for our opponent.'

'I'm resigning -- so voters won't get the satisfaction of kicking me out of office!'

'I agree with your position completely; you can count on my support.'

"Here is the campaign strategy and here are the after-the-fact excuses."

"Nothing pays off more than a million dollars donated to the political campaigns of a few key politicians!"

'I stopped paying attention to polls since a poll showed voters prefer someone who ignores the polls.'