Campaign Adviser Pillows

'Sir, I'm not saying that you don't look great in that picture, but...'

'Uou have a great image. Don't spoil it by speaking.'

A politician's tongue.

"Good boy."

The president's men

'If only every year was an election year.'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

SAGE mentality

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

Rock and a Hard Place

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

Palin 2012

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

"Rudy has asked me to apologize, on his behalf, for your being offended..."

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

"Do you take dark money?"

Jerry Brown.

Automatic Congressman

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

Think tanks.

"He's only been president a few months. Just give hima little time."

"Our rule of thumb is: 'Keep it complicated' - so no one will understand how we choose a candidate."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"With great power comes great reward."