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'According to our research, Senator, your campaign began to fall apart when you succeeded in getting your message across to the people.'
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
"Good boy."
"Nation-building never works."
"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"
Who will determine Venezuela's future?
UK/US Free Trade Deal
Foreign Markets with Big Barriers
The president's men
Mario Draghi
A Q&A with President Obama over jobs
We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds
'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'
'If only every year was an election year.'
USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe
"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."
We need a Europe of U-turns.
Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired
G7 Summit Concern
'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'
US and the EU
Two Ways out of Iraq.
First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.
SAGE mentality
Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .
'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'
US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'
'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'
"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"
Rock and a Hard Place
GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates
Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie
'What I have to do first?!'
'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'
Thin Tank and Emote Tank.
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