Political Campaign Strategist Gifts

"Arnold, your record shows you're the school bully. Have you considered a career writing nasty political campaign ads?"

"Good boy."

The president's men

'If only every year was an election year.'

"What was I thinking?!"

The economy.

Israel/Palestine Conflict

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

Tariff Wars

The Greek Trampoline

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

We Used to Build Things

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Palin 2012

"As your attorney, I advise you to assign blame, question motives, attack the media, THEN send your steak back to the kitchen."

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

Patrick Hendy Rodham Clinton

"With great power comes great reward."

Impotent Democracy

Euro Bait

Debating Society. I can accept that money is speech as long as we can agree that some spending is like yelling fire in a theater.

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

CONGRESS, 'It was a really tight race this time -- I had to use some of my campaign contributions for CAMPAIGNING!'