Party Strategist Gifts

"We came early to avoid the conga line."

"'The party' is our most difficult escape room—you have one hour to get out of a room full of extroverts."

A basic guide to Liberal Party factions

'Will the shields be sufficient or should I activate the ceiling mounted ablative armour?'

Not a Tory or Labour Conference.

Tory Fundraiser - Pin the blame on the leader.

David Cameron.

Nick Clegg.

Connect the Dots and see what the 2014 political campaigns and/or elections are all about. . .

"I figured at this point the donkey was history and you would be open to new ideas."

"Why is it always me who had to collapse on the floor as a signal to leave? Just for once, why can't you do it?"

"Good boy."

The president's men

'If only every year was an election year.'

The economy.

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"What was I thinking?!"

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

Tariff Wars

The Greek Trampoline

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

We Used to Build Things

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."