Partisan Strategist Gifts

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

The president's men

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"What was I thinking?!"

The economy.

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

Tariff Wars

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

The Greek Trampoline

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

The Ukraine, Europe and Fascism.

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

CONGRESS, 'It was a really tight race this time -- I had to use some of my campaign contributions for CAMPAIGNING!'

Vladimir Putin.

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

Euro Bait

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

"As your attorney, I advise you to assign blame, question motives, attack the media, THEN send your steak back to the kitchen."

Angela Merkel

'The bad news, Pomeroy, is tht we're giving your job to your secretary -- the good news is that she wants you to stay on as her secretary!'

House vs. Senate

The Election Strategy